Posts by Nathan Natas

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From Being Slain to Oral Sex
by snugglebunny in
1. jw
2. experiences
this is a follow-on to my earlier post 'the slain of jehovah'.

so we're sat in a cafe with my old friend of over 40 years, together with his wife.

actually, it's 50 years.
Nathan Natas

Bourneidentity's comments reminded me of some thoughts I had while preparing my presentation to the United Nations.
One characteristic many cults share is disrespect for the relationship of husbands and wives. The "Guru" will declare, "You cannot have a sexual relationship with the person you regarded as your spouse. The Guru is your connection to The Divine, and you must SUBMIT to The Divine if you wish to experience unity with The Divine."
I have a friend who many years ago was a member of a Gurdjieff group in California. The twist who was the leader of the group was a rich bi-sexual guy who took special pleasure in getting straight guys to yield to the leader and grant the leader's sexual wishes. It was all about POWER and what people will do if you tell them that their salvation is at stake.
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"Jehovah will satisfy all our desires in the new system!" Are you sure about that?
by nowwhat? in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
bill ,a non witness is killed driving home after work, providing for his family.

he left behind his wife and 3 kids all under 8 years of age.

armageddon comes the very next month.
Nathan Natas

Nowhat?, in the scenario you've painted, let's say Bill dies in 2525. His wife will die sometime later - let's say 2530, and his kids sometime after that - lets say 2535.
The Watchtower taught a "LIFO" (last-in, first-out) resurrection back in the late 1960s. This would assure that Bill's kids would be resurrected first, then Bill's wife, then Bill.
What a loving imaginary scenario the Universal Sovereign has provided!
(selah)
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"Jehovah will satisfy all our desires in the new system!" Are you sure about that?
by nowwhat? in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
bill ,a non witness is killed driving home after work, providing for his family.

he left behind his wife and 3 kids all under 8 years of age.

armageddon comes the very next month.
Nathan Natas

I think it is a superb irony that the New World Society never offered FREE LUNCHES during their assemblies
"Yes, chillun, at one time the Dubs did serve food at fat-ass-emblies, but it weren't never free; it was a source of revenue! Be good, chillun, or Jehovah gonna kick your ass!"

...seeing how they expect a 24/7/365 garden party to be provided to Armageddon survivors by Almighty Jehovah, ever-so-grateful for their worship.
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Holy Spirit - Present or Gone in the Congregations?
by BourneIdentity in
1. jw
2. experiences
i was doing some reminiscing and remember the days back in the late 80s and early 90s where i truly could say the meetings were so encouraging and that i felt the holy spirit present and operating on all of us.

today when i attend, there is nothing of the sort.

is it because jehovah has withheld it?
Nathan Natas
Tantalon said, "...I never felt anything except confused, lonely and frightened. Later on very angry."
Not long ago I suggested the the "Three Pillars of JWism" were
- Shame (like Adam & Eve in Eden, realizing for the first time that they were naked.)
- Guilt (like Israelites who were incapable of keeping the Mosaic Law)
- Anger (like nascent apostates, understanding that they have been lied to about EVERYTHING)
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Movie Review -- "The Endless"
by Nathan Natas in
1. social
2. entertainment
wazzup, cultists?.

today i am very pleased to suggest for your viewing pleasure the film the endless, by the directoral team of moorhead & benson.. .

a synopsis?
Nathan Natas

Say, if any of you want to see a manly movie that the weak sisters in the congregation WILL NOT ENJOY, check out BRAWL IN CELL BLOCK 99 starring Vince Vaughn (yeah - the comedian).
Amazing!
BRUTAL!
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Movie Review -- "The Endless"
by Nathan Natas in
1. social
2. entertainment
wazzup, cultists?.

today i am very pleased to suggest for your viewing pleasure the film the endless, by the directoral team of moorhead & benson.. .

a synopsis?
Nathan Natas

Zing, the titles you have given me are SO NEW I can't find them on Amazon! Wow!
I'll keep looking...
Vidiot, thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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Teenager Advice
by Wagurl in
1. jw
2. experiences
what advice do you have for a teenager that is being raised as a witness but not baptized?

everyone is pressuring her to get baptized how to avoid that till they are 18 and they are 16?

how to stay sane in a household of religion you don´t believe in.
Nathan Natas

Jesus got baptized when he was 33 and he was P E R F E C T.
What scriptural support is there to support the baptism of minors? The same as the support for the baptism of infants: NONE.
They will say "but The End is so close..." well, it is so close for those babies too; should we baptize them?
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It doesn’t make Sense
by HappyBlessedFree in
1. jw
2. experiences
so my husband and i had a long conversation last night about why i no longer believe.

this is our 10th conversation about all the same things which we have been talking about for the last four months.. he says “you have let yourself be deceived”.

i try my best to show him my sincerity in my motives.
Nathan Natas

I think it is a clever strategy to continuously remind him of his "theocratic obligations." Make sure he has a suit shirt and tie ready to put on, that his service bag is "ready to go" for field service. ~~Put a few condoms in the bag so they can be accidentally discovered~~.
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Hematogen—a Delicious Russian Candy Bar Made With Blood
by minimus in
1. jw
2. friends
i bet witnesses in russia stay away from chocolate candy bars.

you can get these treats in russia, new york and on amazon.

.
Nathan Natas

Min, ol' buddy, ol' pal,
I've made it a point to eat blood sausage and/or black headcheese every few years as a way to keep my UADNA APOSTATE card current.
I like liver and kidneys, but I find blood sausage and black headcheese call for a firm and determined apostate spirit, and the resolve to ignore The Rainbow Covenant.
LOOK! I am worthy.
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Something different about the memorial invitation
by days of future passed in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
i found this memorial invitation quite different than the previous ones.

i couldn't find a more recent posting about the invite, so i may be going over old ground.. at first i just looked thru it.

but then on second look, i realized there was more going on than i thought.
Nathan Natas

John.prestor said, "Nathan Mayas..."
May The Invisible But Ever-Present Axolotl smile upon all your efforts, but never giggle.